Poante pentru tocilari

Şi alte câteva:

A Higgs Boson walks into a church and the priest says "you can't be in here". The Higg Boson says "but without me how will you have mass?"

A tachyon walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The tachyon replies "You did tomorrow."

Da, ştiu, sunt foarte tari :D